[benellis58]

The awesome, astounding wretchedness of the nauseating world of GIB/GIBBO is well represented with the hand that will be discussed in this post.

The auction is mandated, which means that GIBBO not only condones but also actually recommends every call made here.

Although East-West happen to be cold for 5D on a correct spade guess, East's 3S is still perhaps slightly questionable, opposite a "partner" who showed a mere 7-9 total points. But more importantly, East is disregarding his own GIB definition (what else is new?), which states that 3S shows "18-19 total points". East, of course, does not have even CLOSE to 18-19 total points, so it's not only a question of disobeying his own system, but also...and more importantly, of conveying inaccurate information to his "partner". Furthermore, if East's 3S call IS a good bid...then the execrable GIB definition should be CHANGED to acknowledge that.

The GIB definition of West's double of 4H is the same completely useless garbage that we have come to expect from most GIB definitions. It fails to answer the KEY question of what the double actually means or what information it is attempting to convey. ALL that the typically pathetic GIB definition says is "4+ diamonds; 7-9 total points" - information that had ALREADY been provided earlier in the definition for 3C.

THEN...to make matters even MORE comical, West's subsequent double of FIVE diamonds says exactly the same useless, repeated things, word for word: "4+ diamonds; 7-9 total points". Did the creator of the miserable GIB definitions (pretty much ALL of them!) actually think he was providing a useful service with them? Did he actually think he was writing GOOD definitions?

But the REAL comedy from this hand arises when Johnny Halfwit and Donald J. Dumbo "defend" against 5H doubled and actually allow it to make (!), despite the fact that they have three cashable top tricks.

GIB/GIBBO sucks pumice. GIB/GIBBO rots. GIB/GIBBO is the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst. GIB/GIBBO is a sin against bridge. GIB/GIBBO stinks.

https://www.bridgeba...ST%7Cmc%7C11%7C

[benellis58]

Here's a useful tip for playing in a game with three GIBBO robots: When in doubt, assume that the robot (whether North, West, or East) is doing something stupid. That assumption will not always be correct, but in my experience it will be correct more often than not. Don't forget the first three words of the tip, however. Use it ONLY "when in doubt".

[benellis58]

Why do I frequently operate or "experiment" when I'm playing in a game with three braindead GIBBO robots? This hand might provide a clue.

And by the way, ALL GIBBO robots are braindead.

I open 1NT (!) on the South hand and all pass.

Does Johnny Halfwit in the West make the PERFECTLY normal lead of a diamond, after which I would NOT do well? Of COURSE he doesn't. HE'S Johnny Halfwit, and HE'S a proud member of the GIBBO Robot Union, which means that HE is a complete I.D.I.O.T. just like all his GIBBO brothers and sisters. Consequently, HE makes the truly imbecilic lead of the spade 9 from his worthless 95 doubleton.

I win with dummy's 10 and lead a heart at trick two. Donald J. Dumbo, another useless I.D.I.O.T. (as he continues to prove in his old age) splits his honours. I win my ace and fire back the jack.

Dumbo wins his king, adjusts his "hair", and then plays...his last HEART!

GIBBO robots are the WORST! Actually, let me correct that statement: GIBBO robots are not just the worst - they are the WORST of the worst! They completely rot.

https://tinyurl.brid...se.com/2p8nx9en

[benellis58]

I'm not complaining about the 100 % we scored on this board (with Frick and Frack getting one of their FREQUENT zeroes), but I am pointing out that North followed to trick one with his SEVEN (!) of spades from 108754 (!)...even though these fleabrained GIBBO numbskulls play standard count and attitude. In reality, it seems as if every card they play is completely random, as this hand indicates.

https://www.bridgeba...CDK%7Cmc%7C8%7C

[benellis58]

The nauseating GIBBO clown in the West proves that, like all GIBBO robots, he has no idea how to bid. The dirtbag exhibits his cluelessness by bidding 2H instead of 2D, I.D.I.O.T. that he is.

Meanwhile, I operated with a ridiculous 2C overcall on a FOUR(!)-bagger to attract a club lead, but of COURSE my resoundingly stupid GIBBO "partner" felt it was MUCH better to lead his diamond queen from Q4 dub. It is positively amazing how TOTALLY stupid each and every GIBBO slimebag is.

https://www.bridgeba...CCK%7Cmc%7C9%7C

[benellis58]

Typically PATHETIC "defence" by Halfwit and Dumbo. The heart and club suits are especially amusing. Is there anyone...anywhere who is still misguided and naive enough to say that GIBBO robots "play better than most humans"?

https://www.bridgeba...SK%7Cpc%7CST%7C

[benellis58]

Incredibly, this "defence" is even WORSE - MUCH worse, in fact - than the one in post # 2646 immediately above. Watch in AWE as Johnny Halfwit and Donald J. Dumbo EARN themselves yet another VERY well-deserved zero by producing one of the most atrocious "defences" of ALL time. Pay particular attention to how these disgusting losers COMPLETELY botch the club and spade suits. The English language does not have words strong enough to describe how ENORMOUSLY bad the GIB/GIBBO robots are. They are the worst "bridge players" I have EVER seen. NO ONE even comes close.

https://www.bridgeba...HT%7Cpc%7CHJ%7C

[benellis58]

West is such a blithering M.O.R.O.N. that he plays a HEART (!!!) at trick five instead of a diamond. If this were FICTION, critics would say it was poorly written and lacked credibility, because NO ONE could be THAT stupid.

Then at trick seven, the ignorant AND cowardly piece of GIBBO trash in the East sticks in his jack of clubs from KJ2 to ENSURE that declarer CANNOT go wrong in the suit. Note that East gained NOTHING from this play, since he would ALWAYS be getting at least one club trick anyway, even if declarer guessed the suit correctly. But if East had played his DEUCE of clubs rather than STUPIDLY and NEEDLESSLY squandering his jack, he would have taken TWO club tricks if declarer misguessed the position. In other words, a typical ZERO PER CENT play by the GIBBO piece of dirt.

And coincidentally, ZERO PER CENT is what these two trashcans achieved on this board...adding to their immense collection of failures - a collection unlikely to EVER be matched by anyone or anything, which is quite fitting, since the hideous, repulsive GIB/GIBBO robots are the worst of the worst and the lowest of the low.

https://www.bridgeba...CHQ%7Cmc%7C9%7C

[benellis58]

What a stupid lead!

https://www.bridgeba...CS2%7Cmc%7C9%7C

[benellis58]

ANOTHER stupid lead by the always braindead GIBBO trout in the West. Do these jerks ever STOP making stupid leads?

And...ANOTHER complete zero for the two GIBBO trashcans siting East-West. Do these nitwits ever STOP adding zeroes to their untouchable world-class collection of complete failures?

https://www.bridgeba...DQ%7Cpc%7CDK%7C

[benellis58]

Why does West bid two hearts with (only) four hearts when he has FIVE spades?

Why does East then bid 3C, which is defined as showing "3- hearts" when he has...FOUR (!)...GOOD (!) hearts, the QJ106 (!)?

Why does West then make a TYPICALLY STUPID...REVERSE (!!!) of three spades?

Do these disgusting, useless GIBBO pieces of garbage EVER do anything that makes sense?

https://www.bridgeba...DA%7Cmc%7C10%7C

[benellis58]

Typically ludicrous lead. These GIBBO warthogs would rather set themselves on fire than lead their "partner's" suit. In fact, why DON'T they set themselves on fire? Maybe then BBO would finally get rid of them and bring in DECENT robots, which would benefit everyone...and ESPECIALLY BBO!

https://www.bridgeba...S6%7Cpc%7CC8%7C

[benellis58]

Another lousy "defence" by the Halfwit-Dumbo "partnership", another total zero for the incompetent C.R.E.T.I.N.S.

https://www.bridgeba...D7%7Cmc%7C10%7C

[benellis58]

On this board, I got a shared top (!) of 68.50 % for "only" going down TWO (!) in... FIVE (!) hearts...REDOUBLED (!!!) for...MINUS...A THOUSAND!!!

"WHAT?" You're probably thinking, "How is that POSSIBLE? Has the whole world gone crazy?"

Well, HERE'S how it happened: This was a MANDATED auction, so GIBBO thinks it was absolutely PERFECT and obviously RECOMMENDS this ridiculous bidding...including South's INSANE redouble.

West's opening lead was the same at all tables, as it too was mandated. The board was played 101 times. 64 declarers, including me, went down "only" two. 29 went down three. 8 went down four.

But at least we ALL learned what GIBBO thinks a REDOUBLE is!

GIB/GIBBO is the pond scum of the bridge world.

https://www.bridgeba...SJ%7Cpc%7CSK%7C

[benellis58]

Mandated auction by GIBBO, which obviously thinks South should bid 2D rather than doubling East's 1H.

I disagree. I think making a takeout double is a far better choice.

I'm always proud and happy when I disagree with GIBBO, because I figure that any time I disagree with something as wretched as GIBBO, I must be right! If I ever start to AGREE with GIBBO (perish the thought!), I will KNOW that it's time to give up bridge forever and take up ping pong!

I would hang my head in shame if I ever started to agree with a repulsive, ignorant piece of garbage such as GI/GIBBO.

https://www.bridgeba...H4%7Cpc%7CHT%7C

[benellis58]

At trick four, the useless, hopeless, worthless GIBBO robot in the East leads his TWO (!) of hearts from his remaining K2 doubleton (!), thereby managing to block the suit!

These pathetic GIBBO imbeciles had FIVE TOP HEART TRICKS but were so UNBEARABLY stupid that they only took THREE of them.

GIB/GIBBO robots are nothing but garbage, as they PROVE hand after hand after hand. They stink worse than any skunk that has ever lived. GIB/GIBBO robots are putrid and rotten.

https://www.bridgeba...CS5%7Cmc%7C9%7C

[benellis58]

Pathetic GIBBO system. Ridiculous MANDATED GIBBO auction. STUPID GIBBO lead.

GIB/GIBBO stinks at anything and everything related to bridge.

https://www.bridgeba...CT%7Cmc%7C10%7C

[benellis58]

Another auction MANDATED by GIBBO, which of course means that it's another BAD auction. For example, why the HELL would South redouble East's double of 2D? Note that the redouble is not only ludicrous, but it also doesn't even match the GIB definition.

GIB/GIBBO = nonstop, everlasting garbage of the most putrid kind. If someone tried to create a WORSE system, WORSE definitions, and WORSE robots, he would have a very, very, VERY difficult task!

BTW, look at the typically pathetic GIB definition of West's final double. It's not just useless; it's worse than useless, as it proves AGAIN that GIB lacks even a basic understanding of "total" points.

https://www.bridgeba...HJ%7Cpc%7CHK%7C

[benellis58]

Another auction MANDATED by GIBBO. Another example of the INSANITY that is PERVASIVE with GIBBO, perhaps the worst BIDDER of all time.

Why the HELL does GIBBO recommend (!) South's ridiculous 3H bid? Even the GIB definition ITSELF states that the bid shows "4+ hearts".

THEN...North's 4D is defined by GIB itself as showing "27+ total points". Do YOU see anywhere even CLOSE to "27+ total points"? No, neither do I. Perhaps GIBBO's excuse is that it knows absolutely NOTHING about "total" points, as it REPEATEDLY proves.

Next, look at the STUNNINGLY stupid and TOTALLY useless definition of East's double of 4D...and then stop to consider that once upon a time someone actually took the time to write the complete drivel that passes for GIB definitions...and presumably thought that he was actually doing a good job! Furthermore, consider that after all the years GIB has been in existence, GIB/GIBBO totally rots! It should be fixed (which is perhaps impossible with a decay that is SO deeply entrenched) or it should be abandoned and replaced by something decent!

And the nonsense on this hand is not YET over, because South's 4S call is defined by GIB as showing "4+ hearts", which South does NOT have, as being a "cue bid", which it apparently is NOT, and showing the ace of spades, which South does NOT possess. It's also described as "forcing", which it clearly is NOT.

This auction is MANDATED by GIBBO and uses GIB's own definitions...and it is nothing but a bad JOKE...like GIB/GIBBO itself.

GIB/GIBBO is nothing but garbage. The proof is before our eyes on just about every hand where GIB/GIBBO is present.

https://www.bridgeba...DA%7Cmc%7C10%7C

[benellis58]

Ridiculous bids of 2H and 3S both "promise"..."18-21 HCP" while the lying dimwit has only 16. Then 4S "promises"..."4+ spades" while the clueless droke has only three. GIBBO robots: Not just immensely stupid, but also dishonest.

https://www.bridgeba...CST%7Cmc%7C9%7C