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Yes, the "defence" could have done better. Shocking, I realize.
Oops, please give me a few minutes to take my tongue out of my cheek.
Among other things, note how Frick and Frack "managed" the spade suit with their...ahem..."defence".
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#2842
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Posted Today, 20:31
A...TRUMP shift (ironically enough!) by Donald J. Dumbo at trick three.
Bye-bye, trump guess. Hello, CLAIM of the 11 remaining tricks.
What a M.O.R.O.N.! But then, most of the world already knew that.
The next post, 2843, will look at this same hand but from another table...with another GIBBO I.D.I.O.T.
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Bye-bye, trump guess. Hello, CLAIM of the 11 remaining tricks.
What a M.O.R.O.N.! But then, most of the world already knew that.
The next post, 2843, will look at this same hand but from another table...with another GIBBO I.D.I.O.T.
https://www.bridgeba...SQ%7Cmc%7C11%7C
#2843
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Posted Today, 20:44
As promised, here's the same hand as in 2842 immediately above, but from a different table.
Here, WEST is on lead. Does he lead a HEART, the suit his "partner" opened? Of COURSE he doesn't. HE'S a GIBBO robot, so HE...HATES to lead his "partner's" suit, but he LOVES to lead the enemy suits. (Yes, he IS stupid, illogical, and perverse with his "thinking".)
So, the M.O.R.O.N. leads a club. Thanks to this BRILLIANT lead, declarer can NOW take...all 13 tricks! You know what, Mr. Frick, GIBBO star performer? Maybe your lead wasn't so brilliant after all! (Jerk!)
One problem though. Declarer has to GUESS the trump (spade) suit because the GUESS was not REMOVED, as it was when Dumbo was "defending".
Declarer guesses wrong, so Frick wins his spade queen and BELATEDLY plays a heart, but it's still in time for Frack to cash two hearts and hold the contract to 10 tricks.
Note that ONE GIBBO imbecile (Dumbo) stupidly gave away the trump position, while ANOTHER GIBBO imbecile (Frick) TRIED to allow declarer to take ALL the tricks with his STUPID lead.
ALL GIBBO robots - without exception - are nothing but absolute garbage. They rot at anything and everything bridge-related. They are the pond scum of the bridge world.
https://www.bridgeba...HT%7Cmc%7C10%7C
Here, WEST is on lead. Does he lead a HEART, the suit his "partner" opened? Of COURSE he doesn't. HE'S a GIBBO robot, so HE...HATES to lead his "partner's" suit, but he LOVES to lead the enemy suits. (Yes, he IS stupid, illogical, and perverse with his "thinking".)
So, the M.O.R.O.N. leads a club. Thanks to this BRILLIANT lead, declarer can NOW take...all 13 tricks! You know what, Mr. Frick, GIBBO star performer? Maybe your lead wasn't so brilliant after all! (Jerk!)
One problem though. Declarer has to GUESS the trump (spade) suit because the GUESS was not REMOVED, as it was when Dumbo was "defending".
Declarer guesses wrong, so Frick wins his spade queen and BELATEDLY plays a heart, but it's still in time for Frack to cash two hearts and hold the contract to 10 tricks.
Note that ONE GIBBO imbecile (Dumbo) stupidly gave away the trump position, while ANOTHER GIBBO imbecile (Frick) TRIED to allow declarer to take ALL the tricks with his STUPID lead.
ALL GIBBO robots - without exception - are nothing but absolute garbage. They rot at anything and everything bridge-related. They are the pond scum of the bridge world.
https://www.bridgeba...HT%7Cmc%7C10%7C
#2844
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Posted Today, 20:55
If GIBBO thinks that North's hand qualifies as an "invitational" bid, then the GIBBO system is the worst of all time and the GIBBO clown in the North is the worst "bridge player" of all time.
Hand after hand after hand, all we EVER see from GIB/GIBBO is incompetence, stupidity, and lunacy.
The next post (2845) will show the same hand from another table and will of COURSE expose FURTHER stupidity from a different GIBBO robot. They are ALL garbage.
https://www.bridgeba...HK%7Cmc%7C11%7C
Hand after hand after hand, all we EVER see from GIB/GIBBO is incompetence, stupidity, and lunacy.
The next post (2845) will show the same hand from another table and will of COURSE expose FURTHER stupidity from a different GIBBO robot. They are ALL garbage.
https://www.bridgeba...HK%7Cmc%7C11%7C