[benellis58]

Typically stupid lead (a spade...into the declarer who had opened 1S) by a typically useless, braindead GIBBO trashcan in the West.

These GIBBO imbeciles should all wear sweatshirts saying "I'm with stupid", with the arrow pointing at themselves.

https://www.bridgeba...S7%7Cpc%7CCQ%7C

[benellis58]

East-West have an auction that belongs in a book called "I.D.I.O.T.S. on Parade".

Is there anyone on the planet who still claims that these GIBBO pieces of garbage are "better than most human players"?

https://www.bridgeba...CT%7Cpc%7CS8%7C

[benellis58]

West's remarkably stupid lead EARNS him yet another VERY well-deserved zero to add to his globally unchallenged collection of total failures.

https://www.bridgeba...DK%7Cpc%7CD5%7C

[benellis58]

Thank you, Frick, and thank you, Frack - for the "defence" you gave me, which allowed me to win five spade tricks and lose none. Perhaps you and all your GIBBO compatriots should be playing EGDIRB...not BRIDGE.

https://www.bridgeba...CDJ%7Cmc%7C9%7C

[benellis58]

Trick four: West pops his club king (from his remaining K3 doubleton) to ENSURE that declarer CANNOT go wrong in clubs. These GIBBO jabronis help declarer FAR more often than they "help" their "partner". GIB/GGIBBO robots are hopeless.


https://www.bridgeba...CH5%7Cmc%7C9%7C

[benellis58]

Against South's 3NT, the GIBBO dimwit in the West leads a CLUB of all things...into the declarer who had opened 1C.

After winning his offside diamond queen at trick three, West, to his credit (even if the play is belated), finds the excellent shift to the spade king. Bravo, Mr. Robot.

East, however, being a typically braindead GIBBO piece of dirt, VERY stupidly plays his LOWEST (!) spade, the 4, from his holding of J10754! And no, they are NOT playing upside-down signals. They play STANDARD signals, but they are too stupid to actually use them.

West goes back to CLUBS. Then after winning his diamond ace at trick six, he leads another club at trick seven.

If you're in the mood for comedy, don't bother searching for old Marx Brothers movies - just watch these GIBBO bozos trying to "defend".

https://www.bridgeba...CT%7Cmc%7C10%7C

[benellis58]

North is a GIBBO robot, which means that like all GIBBO robots, he is not only contemptible but also one of the worst "defenders" in the history of bridge.

On lead at trick three (and having earlier led the club 10 from his initial holding of 1098 tripleton), he decides to lead another club, which is fine. However, he is too stupid to lead the correct club (the 9) from his remaining 98 dub, so he incorrectly leads the 8. Note that a chimpanzee would have had a 50 % chance of leading the correct club at this point, but "Ginsberg's INTELLIGENT (ha, HA, HA!) Bridgeplayer" (sic!) apparently had a ZERO percent chance - perhaps because GIB and GIBBO robots are less "intelligent" than a piece of chewed bubble gum sticking to the sole of your shoe.

His braindead play passed without incident, however, as South correctly withheld his king...AND correctly predicted as he did so that his "partner" had INDEED returned the WRONG club. ANY time that you predict a stinking GIBBO robot is doing or will do something wrong, there is an EXCELLENT chance that you will be correct. A wise player ALWAYS assumes that his GIBBO "partner" and opponents are complete I.D.I.O.T.S.

Later, North stupidly pitches ALL his diamonds except the king. He does this to keep his WORTHLESS hearts...and to ENSURE that declarer West CANNOT go wrong in diamonds.

Had the piece of trash in the North not bared his king, declarer would have had to guess whether to lead his QUEEN of diamonds (which would work) or his TEN (which would not). As usual, the execrable GIBBO "defender" was there to GUARANTEE that his opponent (!) could not go wrong.

https://www.bridgeba...H2%7Cmc%7C10%7C

[benellis58]

West, a PASSED hand, bids 2S over South's fourth seat 1NT opener. He does this to show that he has spades and a minor.

Later, a totally OBLIVIOUS East decides that he MUST...VOLUNTARILY (!) bid three HEARTS (!)...DIRECTLY...in a NON-passout position...VULNERABLE...over North's SIGNOFF BID (!) of 3D!

Dear Mr. East: Guess what? HEARTS is NOT spades and HEARTS is NOT a minor, so it is WILDLY unlikely that your "partner" West has a good heart fit for you.

These two East-West GIBBO jackasses (who had BOTH initially been unable to open the bidding) managed to climb all the way to the insane heights of 4S doubled.

No, they most definitely did NOT score well on the board...perhaps because, typically, they bid it like the indomitably clueless I.D.I.O.T.S. that they and all GIB/GIBBO robots are.

https://www.bridgeba...D9%7Cpc%7CH6%7C

[benellis58]

The supremely pathetic GIBBO bidding system is exposed here, as is the non-existent leading "ability" of the perpetually clueless GIBBO robots.

https://www.bridgeba...SQ%7Cpc%7CSA%7C

[benellis58]

I'm too tired to write up ALL the ways the GIBBO clowns exhibit their cluelessness on this complete zero that they added to their collection, so I'll just link the hand so that you can "admire" the stupidity of the disgusting losers.

https://www.bridgeba...CH8%7Cmc%7C9%7C