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Lord knows why West is doubling 5C, but look at the typically wretched GIB definition: "8+ HCP; 8- total points".
Not only is it the completely useless garbage that we always expect from a GIB definition. Not only does it tell his "partner" NOTHING useful. Not only does it show that, as usual, the author of these pathetic GIB definitions has some ridiculous idea that POINTS are the only things that matter.
It also shows - for maybe the ten millionth time - that the author of the always execrable GIB definitions has absolutely NO understanding WHATSOEVER of "total" points, because he once again gets things totally bass-ackwards when he states that the HIGH-card points are 8 or MORE, but the "total" points are 8 or LESS. Talk about putting ignorance on public display!
And, to add to the laughter, note that West does NOT have the "8+ HCP" promised by the joke of a definition: He has a mere FIVE!
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Benellis58 GIB bashing on repeat Groundhog Day
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4D: Silly bid. Yes, he has a stiff diamond and four spades. Whoopy-doo. He ALSO has a dynamite source of tricks with his heart suit...AND he's WASTING several levels of bidding space that COULD be used SCIENTIFICALLY by making his silly jump from ONE spade to FOUR diamonds in an UNINTERRUPTED auction!
If GIB robots wore shoes, they'd probably put them on the wrong feet...if they didn't try to wear them as ear muffs!
If you're looking at a GIB robot, don't waste your time looking for a brain, because I think your search will come up empty.
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If GIB robots wore shoes, they'd probably put them on the wrong feet...if they didn't try to wear them as ear muffs!
If you're looking at a GIB robot, don't waste your time looking for a brain, because I think your search will come up empty.
https://www.bridgeba...CA%7Cmc%7C11%7C