Benellis58 GIB bashing on repeat Groundhog Day
#301
Posted 2025-December-27, 10:57
Just LOOK at North's ridiculous 3H bid! He KNOWS from the auction that he and South have a 4-4 spade fit, so it seems STUPID for him to freely bid 3H on his 106 doubleton. Furthermore we see yet AGAIN (sigh!) that the GIBBO robot is ignoring his own GIB definition, which states "3+ hearts; 4+ spades; 7+ HCP; 8+ total points".
Fortunately, South was a HUMAN, not a GIBBO robot (!), so at least HE had the wit to correct to 3S! And that was when the GIBBO robot sitting West decided to send his partner for a number by sputtering out "4D". North had an easy double. This was a good score of 85.11% for NS, but as I have said many times, these posts are not dependent on whether the result ends up being good or bad - the purpose is neither to gloat nor to complain, but to EXPOSE the countless flaws of the GIB or GIBBO robots, and even though the result here was good, North's 3H call was still just plain BAD!
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#302
Posted 2025-December-27, 11:05
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#303
Posted 2025-December-27, 14:42
The bad news: I think it's safe to say that the new and improved GIBBO robots are still really, really bad bridge players.
#304
Posted 2025-December-28, 04:45
https://www.bridgeba...CD5%7Cmc%7C9%7C
#305
Posted 2025-December-28, 05:05
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#306
Posted 2025-December-28, 05:16
Even after his poorly-judged lead, the GIBBO robot sitting West should have held declarer to eleven tricks, but the GIBBO robot who had been BORN with TWO tricks managed to take only one of them! The ZERO that the East-West GIBBO robots "earned" on this board was truly well-deserved!
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#307
Posted 2025-December-28, 12:52
benellis58, on 2025-December-27, 06:30, said:
Does East return a SPADE, the suit his PARTNER led? No, of COURSE he doesn't, because he's a GIBBO robot, so of COURSE he plays a HEART, the same suit that DECLARER just played! For Lord knows what reason, the GIBBO robots love to do this sort of thing!
Declarer still goes down one...but ONLY one, rather than the two down that would have occurred if East had returned his PARTNER's suit instead of DECLARER's. But it seems these GIBBO robots will never learn.
NS scored 60.61% on the board.
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This one really is gross (and typical).
#308
Posted 2025-December-28, 14:31
#309
Posted 2025-December-29, 00:54
Sometimes, though, even the hugely improved GIBBO robots are not so great with leads. On the hand linked below, NS are in 5C and make two overtricks despite being off two cashable aces. Well, okay, there's no one who always finds the best lead.
But this, as always, is not about the result - it's about the fact that West's lead of DUMMY's first suit made no sense (especially on the auction that had taken place). Yes, his lead was a singleton - but he was VOID in trumps.
As a side issue, we might also mention that the GIBBO robot did not BID the hand well. Just look at how many tricks EW can take in diamonds, a suit that was never even mentioned.
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#310
Posted 2025-December-29, 01:10
The real issue, though, is West's ridiculous, senseless 3H call. EVEN if he chooses to compete, he should just bid 3S. That would have the same result, but at least he wouldn't have so obviously alerted the world to just how bad his bidding is.
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#311
Posted 2025-December-29, 04:20
benellis58, on 2025-December-29, 01:10, said:
The real issue, though, is West's ridiculous, senseless 3H call. EVEN if he chooses to compete, he should just bid 3S. That would have the same result, but at least he wouldn't have so obviously alerted the world to just how bad his bidding is.
The bidding by bots is atrocious but it's certainly not what earned your side 97%.
1. I reckon most human Souths will also double East's 1♣ opening
2. Your choice to pass East's 2♠ despite North having freely bid 2♦ may be what won you the MPs. I'm guessing most other Souths chose to raise to 3♦ without or despite reading North's bid explanation.
Yes, the bidding debacle is worth escalation by you here. However, maybe you ought to take credit for that judicious PASS.
#312
Posted 2025-December-29, 04:29
#313
Posted 2025-December-29, 04:47
At trick 8, this is the heart situation: Declarer South has the stiff 8. Defender West, declarer's LHO, has 105. Dummy North has J9. Defender East, declarer's RHO, followed to the first two rounds of hearts but is now void as South leads the third round... but South does not KNOW with certainty that East has no hearts left.
South leads his last heart, the 8, towards dummy's J9. If West, with 105, makes the easy, normal play of the FIVE, declarer MIGHT decide to play for the actual layout and insert dummy's 9. If so, he has guessed correctly and will score both the 9 and the jack. BUT...is he GUARANTEED to guess correctly? Certainly not, and if he opts to play for EW hearts breaking 3-3, he MIGHT play dummy's JACK...in which case he will score ONLY the jack, but not the 9.
But against the hopeless GIBBO robot sitting West, declarer didn't HAVE to guess, because West very stupidly played his TEN (!!!!!) from 105! GIBBO robots lead better than GIB robots, but both types of robot are stunningly bad at even the basic principles of defending.
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#314
Posted 2025-December-29, 05:04
I'll also take this opportunity to criticize some GIB definitions:
North's 3S: The definition itself is okay, but is it REALLY necessary to begin it by needlessly saying "Jump rebid"?
South's 4NT: Part of the definition states "2+ spades". WHY, pray tell? Yes, South MIGHT have "2+ spades", but given the auction up to that point, might he not just be seeking essential information regarding a possible slam venture? As you can see, that is EXACTLY what I was doing, even though I had NO spades.
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#315
Posted 2025-December-29, 05:54
I imagine that the overwhelming majority of bridge players would disagree with my opening bid of 1D, which is not only shorter but also considerably weaker than my clubs, but I am a strong believer in creating prepared auctions (as my 1D call here certainly proves!). Does this approach sometimes backfire on me and lead to bad results? Yes, of course it does...but (at least in my experience) it pays off more often than it fails.
Next, I passed North's 1H response, which people might again find strange...but this was a "best hand" game, so I knew that North had at most 12 HCP and more often than not would have fewer. Obviously I do not usually pass partner's response, but in "best hand" games (again, in my experience) this move gains more often than it loses.
After West balanced with a double in passout seat and East bid 1S, I figured I'd take the opportunity to introduce the REAL meat of my hand, so I bid 2C.
North now bid 2S, something that I don't think any HUMAN would do at this point, because HUMANS (unlike GIBBO robots) are capable of thought. Given that I had bizarrely PASSED North's earlier 1H bid, a human would probably infer that I had perhaps psyched my 1D opening...or that I had a legitimate, but minimum opening bid. The fact that I now freely bid 2C would seem to indicate that I had not psyched, and that I had a legitimate, but minimum opening with diamonds and clubs. A good HUMAN player would probably also infer that I had three hearts. Why? Because with four it would have been even stranger that I had passed his 1H response, and with fewer than three, but with a hand that was now revealed to be a legitimate opener (thanks to my voluntary 2C bid)...and with a hand where I had now shown both minors, I would not have passed 1H with fewer than three hearts.
North's 2S call is also inexplicable, because it certainly looks like we have no game (based on my PASS of his 1H response) AND both East and West have SHOWN spades (via West's double and East's 1S bid)>. Furthermore, the definition of North's 2S is "4+ hearts, 12+ HCP, 13+ total points, forcing to 3NT". First, North does NOT have "12+ HCP", he only has 10. Second, how on Earth can he be "forcing to 3NT" with "only" 10 HCP - particularly after his partner (me) was willing to let the auction end in one lowly heart? I could see North bidding either 2D or 2H at this point, but 2S is beyond the pale! And, for what it's worth, had he bid 2D, I would have of course corrected to 2H.
East and West now compete to 3S and North bids 4H...the THIRD time he has bid his shabby (A9653) heart suit that is "only" a five-bagger. I suppose I could be charitable and give him a (probably undeserved) compliment by saying that he correctly inferred that I have three hearts (using the logic that I mentioned two paragraphs above), but A. I really doubt that the ROBOT (!) made that inference, and B. He has already described his hand (via his 2S call) and in fact has already overstated his values with 2S, so if it's "right" to now bid 4H, surely South should be the one to do it.
4H went down 2 for minus 200, but was still a decent score, with 65% on the board for North-South. For what it's worth, 3S East-West would not have made, but that's not the reason for this post. The reason for this post is to highlight some odd actions, including my own non-mainstream views.
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#316
Posted 2025-December-29, 06:29
The definition of East's 3S is also poorly worded: "4+ spades; 8+ HCP; 8- total points". Broken record time: HCP can be less than or equal to "total" points, but they CANNOT be more, yet this definition, like MANY GIB definitions, incorrectly implies the opposite.
Bad GIB definitions, bad robot auction. In other words, nothing surprising here, folks.
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#317
Posted 2025-December-30, 03:16
#318
Posted 2025-December-30, 04:42
Of course, the EW robots didn't exactly shine in the bidding, but that's less of a surprise.
https://www.bridgeba...S4%7Cpc%7CCJ%7C
#319
Posted 2025-December-30, 04:59
West wins his club ace at trick two, and then, as these rubes LOVE to do, plays another CLUB (the suit DECLARER just played!) right back at trick three. One advantage that humans have over robots is that humans can LEARN from their past mistakes!
Later, when West again gets in and leads the diamond queen, covered by dummy North's king, the GIBBO robot sitting East decides that it will be a BRILLIANT play to withhold his ace. Spoiler alert: It was NOT brilliant!
https://www.bridgeba...D9%7Cpc%7CDT%7C
#320
Posted 2025-December-30, 05:17
On this board, East found the very effective lead of the club jack (and kudos to Lorserker for so vastly improving the leading skills of the robots), but after the GIBBO robot sitting West won the trick with his king, he showed the world how hopelessly inept he is by foolishly shifting to a diamond instead of continuing clubs. They lead a lot better than the GIB robots did, but it looks like they defend just as incredibly poorly!
https://www.bridgeba...DJ%7Cmc%7C10%7C

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