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#1 User is offline   gnasher 

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Posted 2009-December-11, 12:33

Scoring: IMP

pass 2 dbl 3
pass pass dbl pass

What would you do?
... that would still not be conclusive proof, before someone wants to explain that to me as well as if I was a 5 year-old. - gwnn
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Posted 2009-December-11, 12:46

Must not say it.... must not say it...
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Posted 2009-December-11, 12:47

Would you settle for a NEXT ?
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Posted 2009-December-11, 13:14

gnasher, on Dec 11 2009, 01:33 PM, said:

Scoring: IMP

pass 2 dbl 3
pass pass dbl pass

What would you do?

plausible calls appear to be pass, 3, and 3NT. My order of preference is pass>>3NT>>>3

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Posted 2009-December-11, 13:20

If I don't pass here, when will I ever pass ?
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Posted 2009-December-11, 13:20

They are red, and we are white, right?
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Posted 2009-December-11, 13:35

O [sdd/ Ey[/ : P :

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Posted 2009-December-11, 13:55

114-117-114.
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Posted 2009-December-11, 13:58

I am neither advanced nor expert, so I would be forced to trust my partner and pass
However, I would be sorely tempted to trust my vulnerable opponents and bid 3, but this comment could be better saved for the post-mortem, when it transpires that partner overbid his hand because of the heart void

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Posted 2009-December-11, 14:04

Old York, on Dec 11 2009, 01:58 PM, said:

I am neither advanced nor expert, so I would be forced to trust my partner and pass
However, I would be sorely tempted to trust my vulnerable opponents and bid 3, but this comment could be better saved for the post-mortem, when it transpires that partner overbid his hand because of the heart void

Tony

I would bid 3NT with this hand which sure seems like at least a double stop, WAY before I'd dream of 3 with a weak 3 bagger and no ruffing values and noting that PD failed to OC .

However, even vul opps can get carried away with the raise to 3 over the double. I'll still pass.
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Posted 2009-December-11, 15:39

I buck the trend and bid 3NT. I figure KJ or KT on my left is almost 100%, so I might end up with only one trump trick on defense, pending dummy's entry situation. Furthermore T8x, Jxx, Jxx rate to be worth zippo on defense, but much more on offense when partner has ostensibly shown at least something in all three suits.

This reminds me a lot of a hand I played a while back. Lefty opened 2, partner cracked it, and I was staring at KJxxx. I left it in, and they made it. I wasn't alone by a long shot, but I still thought it had some learning value.
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Posted 2009-December-11, 16:09

Sometimes the hardest thing to do is the obvious. If S is remotely like me, his or her reaction will be to try to think of why pass might be wrong...and I am sure an imaginative S will soon come up with a number of low frequency holdings.

Any call other than pass rates one or more of several 3 letter acronyms that come to mind....only one of which begins with L....

This does NOT mean that I am 100% sure that this call will work best on any one particular hand consistent with the auction....maybe LHO is stepping out with some 3=5=5=0 including KJ108x in trump and RHO has a wonderful 4=4=0=5 or the like, and I can't stop them taking 8 trump tricks and a side winner. Such is life.

More often, rho is a law fanatic and just guessed wrong.
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Posted 2009-December-11, 16:18

opponents are vulnerable, and opened in second position, and partner might be stretching with a void. I don't find it so hard to picture a hand where 3NT scores better than 3X, but its just not %.
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Posted 2009-December-11, 16:26

Gnasher... wtf?! You knew what we'd all say, would like to hear your reasoning on why passing is bad. Just because of the vul meaning that LHO probably has the good hearts, and RHO must have a good hand/shape to raise at this vul with 3 bad trumps?

Interesting I guess...but I'm just gonna pass.
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Posted 2009-December-11, 16:28

Oh and partner will def make a bad lead since he has no trumps and we have no honors anywhere else. I guess a case could be made here, but I don't think partner should reopen very light with a void because we are gonna pass a lot.
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Posted 2009-December-11, 17:15

Jlall, on Dec 11 2009, 05:26 PM, said:

Gnasher... wtf?! You knew what we'd all say, would like to hear your reasoning on why passing is bad. Just because of the vul meaning that LHO probably has the good hearts, and RHO must have a good hand/shape to raise at this vul with 3 bad trumps?

I assumed he posted it to settle a bet or something like that.
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Posted 2009-December-11, 17:16

Yes, pass is quite obvious.
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Posted 2009-December-11, 17:24

OK, here's the case, part of which has been made by others:
- There's no harm in assuming that opponents are sane.
- If they're sane, the hearts are 6-0-3 around the table and LHO has KJ10.
- It's quite likely that they each have a singleton.
- I probably have no entry for drawing trumps.
- Whatever high cards they have outside hearts will mostly be on the right, providing convenient entries for a trump coup.
- It's not impossible that they'll take two ruffs in dummy, four ruffs in hand, two side winners, and K in the ending. How many tricks is that?
- It is quite hard to imagine a layout where they go for more than 500.
- 3NT by our side is probably cold. My secondary honours will both protect us against RHO's high cards and make it easy to set up partner's long cards.

This was the actual hand:

As you see, both opponents were barking mad, so my first premise was incorrect. Partner had an unbelievably good heart holding given the bidding. The rest of my analysis was, however, reasonably accurate: we can't get more than 500 from 3 (eg heart to the king, spade, spade ruff, club, spade ruff, club ruff, spade), and 3NT is unbeatable, even the way that I played it.

Now let's move a couple of cards around to make the bidding more believable:

Now everybody has their bid, more or less. I haven't asked Deep Finesse's opinion, but it seems quite hard to beat 3. 3NT is, of course, still cold.
... that would still not be conclusive proof, before someone wants to explain that to me as well as if I was a 5 year-old. - gwnn
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Posted 2009-December-11, 17:47

After - you stop me from taking 3 2 and 2 how now?
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Posted 2009-December-11, 17:50

jonottawa, on Dec 11 2009, 06:47 PM, said:

After - you stop me from taking 3 2 and 2 how now?

Winning the heart return cheaply, ruffing two spades in hand, and exiting anything. West takes your trump return, two spade ruffs, two aces, and eventually the KT of trumps since the opponents are stuck on lead. Strictly speaking you won't get your second trump trick.
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