Here 3 stories of today...
In the first i might have made a blooper... maybe the player was subbed in and that is why he noticed something strange?
In the second i think the player was not treated ok with me or not straight or..?
In the third i think someone even managed to be more blond than i am, well, if possible
First storie:
player B: in 3.board we play the 4!S but write opps
player B: do you understand me
->player B: yes, u were west there u know?
player B: in my board is 620 they score
player B: because we play and win 4!S
->player B: i look here and here ok.. it must be a bug...... look later if it is correct.. here it is:)
->player B: here 4s for east made
player B: i ll come to j…'s there
->player B: sry?
player B: and i play the 4!S and game is =
->player B: yes it is here ok 4s=
player B: in board wrong i think
->player B: but here ok i tell you
Second storie:
Kibitzer hello-are you the host?
->Kibitzer: yes dear
Kibitzer: pla listen-there is player(d…) barred from other bridge site for cheating-I'm kib her-there is a strange kib-she was used to ...
Kibitzer: play with kibs-I left other bridge site for this kind of things-
->Kibitzer: who is it?
Kibitzer: d…-s…-but she is not really from s…-she comes from m…
Kibitzer: she got married in s…
->Kibitzer: what table is she?
I notice she is kibbing at table x so i go there.. she is not there…
Kibitzer: y now
Kibitzer: the strange kib disappeared because she saw me-
Mirjam_3: ty
Kibitzer: sorry, it is an other tour.-btw remember it pls
->Kibitzer: ty
Kibitzer: she is playing CCCC tour.
->Kibitzer: ty
->Kibitzer: you can write yr concerns to abuse@bridgebase.com plse
Kibitzer: saw her 2-3 days ago-
Third storie:
Tournament is finished:
player S (Lobby): last round player T did not play and waited time to runout
->player S: i look
Me: asking for movie player S no result - hmmmm maybe he was kibbing
Me: asking for movie player T no result
->player S: ? was it in Glamour? i cannot find yr results
player S (Lobby): 000 it was
Me: looking for 000 in tournaments
->player S: that was CCCC not Glamour
player S (Lobby): player T did not play 4 mitutes
->player S: TD U was in charge there.. i only did Glamour!
->player S: i was td Glamour not CCCC
player S (Lobby): ok sorry
->player S: tell TD U.. i was not there i did Glamour
->player S: Glamourous Blond:)

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