Everything worked like a charm! Matchpoints, ten boards in two board rounds, seven minutes, unclocked, silent kibitzers. I gave people 20 minutes to sign up and limited it to 30 pairs. With three minutes left there were only 7 pairs signed up and 7 in the p-desk area. In the end we had 14 pairs, a nice small turnout for my debut. I made two subtitutions during the game and both went smoothly. Everything is so self-explanatory it left me with virtually nothing to do. I roamed tables and made gentle reminders to "pull trumps and claim quick" when a table was behind, and let everyone know where to get detailed results. A good plan is to change the tournament message to "if you wish to sub, please do not kibitz and register as a sub now" once the tournament begins. Another good idea is to prepare a list of common messages and cut and paste them into chat. Luckily, I have a 1600x1200 screen so I can fit lots of windows on it. (HINT: when you buy a new computer, get a big monitor. Cheap ones will save you some money but big ones will save you many headaches. Thank me later.)
Two director calls outside the 'lost player, need a sub" type.
Let me give them to you as problems:
1. Neither vul, you hold S AKQJ52 H AK9 D void C J653
You open 1S as dealer and partner raises to 2S. RHO overcalls 3C. What is your call?
2. Both vul, you hold S AQ42 H QT D KQJ64 C KJ
RHO opens 2D and this is alerted. Both opponents are flying the Polish flag and the explanation is "7-11 5 5 1 c major". You double and LHO now bids 2H. This is passed to you. What is your call?
On the first deal, the player had decided to bid 6S and had caught the perfect dummy, a singleton club and 5-2-5-1 distribution. The player who had bid 3C explained in public chat that the number of kibitzers (and presumably their flags: declarer and dummy were Poles) and the perfect dummy together were troubling. When I was called, several tricks had been played and I couldn't see the complete hands, so I asked them to continue playing. At the end of play, I privately told the person who called that I myself (wild bidder that I am) might make the 6S call, and commiserated on the bad luck.
There really wasn't time to admonish the complainer for making allegations in PUBLIC chat, which I think is the biggest foul here. But let's go on to deal #2.
On this one, the doubler of the 2D call decided to try 3NT. LHO led the AH from AJ95 and found partner with five to the king. When the AH was led (by the player who had called 2H) and the dummy came down, declarer realized his QT was not going to be a stopper and called the Director. I looked at the explanation of 2D, saw that it was clearly explained on their convention card, and asked the player if either defender had told him it was a natural call. Repsonse was, "they said weak." I finally ruled that play continue, no adjustment, and the defenders collected five hearts and the ace of clubs for a top (others in 3NT somehow blocked the heart suit) and won the tournament (not just based on that board).
Not to accuse the players in the tourney, because what happened simply continues a trend I see in club play in this area, but: What the hell is it about Polish Club players that bothers people so much? Many who play natural systems seem to think that PC players are cheating. We have a number of Polish players in my area and they are constantly being frustrated by players who allege that their system is illegal, that they were misled by their explanations, etc, etc. In most cases it is simply because they do not take the time to find out what bids mean and then complain when they discover they are not what they seem.
The name in Polish of the Polish Club system, when translated into English, I am told, is the NATURAL LANGUAGE system. To people who play the Natural Language system it probably seems goofy to be allowed to open a 4-4-3-2 12 count with your second-shortest suit: their idea is to make only one opener, 1C, artificial and have the other one-bids all show natural suits. But the way some people react against the PC system, you'd think it was as weird as Moscito or forcing pass. Now sure, the message "7-11 5 5 1 c major" is not the clearest, and many local Polish players are often not as clear as they could be when explaining what their bids mean, but my goodness! Let's be a little inclusive towards players who are communicating in their second (or maybe third or fourth) language! Do you really expect 2D, *alerted*, to be a natural weak two? Do you expect when the 2D bidder *passes* 2H that it is safe to bid 3NT without a heart stopper? Give me a break!
Overall it was a learning experience and a fun one. Many of the 28 players thanked me at the end, and I had a fun discussion with one of the winners, who told me to keep away from the camps run by the Polish players in Vancouver--he has heard, uh, let's just say "stories," about them even as far away as Krakow!! I think I would prefer to see a notiification, on the screen with the player lists, of which board is being played (and perhaps how many tricks remain) at each table for unclocked tournaments, although it's not hard with only seven tables to go to each table and look.
If you have asked Uday for the chance to run tourneys and haven't tried yet, go for it: with only a few tables it's not rocket science.
--McBruce

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