South led Q♦. Now, I'm not conversant with every convention, true, but I'd have thought the lead of a singleton queen of suit bid by opponents, must fall very far down the scale. So what was it? Anyway I thought to myself, good, that places South with the J and I have three diamond tricks. I ducked and S continued with the 2♣, won by my 9. I then proceeded to take my 'marked' ♦ finesse. When S threw a ♣ and posted a chatline "Now I'll sit back and wait for the swearing to stop" - well I must confess that a succinct remark or two concerning South's parentage may well have escaped my lips: lucky that BBO doesn't have voice-over! Anyway I wearily played the K and tested the hearts. When they did not break, where was the ninth trick to come from? With a sigh I led ♠Q from hand, thinking that S had the K and might not cover. I didn't even realise at the time, I was neatly end-playing North in spades and diamonds, and he had no choice but to duck. That gave me nine tricks.
I don't claim any credit for any show of skill I may or may not have had, but I'm pretty chuffed over this hand.