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Liberation They don't respect me anymore.

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Posted 2011-August-28, 16:11

:P My dogs don't respect me anymore. Should I kick them in the ass, or just roll over and die?
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Posted 2011-August-28, 17:19

Roll over and play dead - you might get a treat.
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Posted 2011-August-28, 17:23

View Postjdeegan, on 2011-August-28, 16:11, said:

:P My wife doesn't respect me anymore. Should I kick her in the ass, or just roll over and die?

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Posted 2011-August-29, 06:14

"I know a friend who ..." :P
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Posted 2011-August-29, 08:01

I read about a sign outside a church....

I strive to be the man my dogs think I am.

You have failed.
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Posted 2011-August-29, 13:50

If any of your dogs will get offspring, I guess it will be kittens.
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Posted 2011-August-29, 16:30

The issue here is that you are aware your dogs don't respect you. Go back to not giving a *****.

They will get back in line.
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Posted 2011-August-30, 02:55

I would not recommend kicking your dog up the ass if it were a fully-grown Rottwieler.

Having said that when my bitch stopped respecting me I issued her with divorce papers.
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Posted 2011-August-30, 04:19

View Postslothy, on 2011-August-30, 02:55, said:

I would not recommend kicking your dog up the ass if it were a fully-grown Rottwieler.

Having said that when my bitch stopped respecting me I issued her with divorce papers.

:P My dogs are blonde Cocker bitches from the same litter we named Rita and Marilyn, 20 and 22 pounds respectively and about 11 years old. The wife is somewhat larger and older, but she has been behaving fairly well as of late.
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