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TD funnies sharing frustrating yet funny moments

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Posted 2004-October-21, 17:12

and he does that stuff on the fly... you'd swear he writes some of it down ahead of time
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Posted 2004-November-05, 14:23

Player: Adj Bd please, opps no bid
Me: Which board please?
Player: Board 3, Opps no bid and we down 3
Me: Ok I will review. Continue play please. (my standard answer, plus at this point I am thinking "what the hell?")
(after I watch the movie)
Me: Bd 3 looks Ok to me. What's your feeling?
Player: Has 15 Pts but doesn't bid when p bids.
Me: Yes, it looks like a trap pass to me.
Player: But opp did not alert that pass was trap pass.

Hmmmmmmmm.


Player: I need adj pls
Me: Which board please?
Player: Not board, I need adj of partner.
Me: I feel your pain.
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Posted 2004-November-08, 11:41

From a tournament I was playing and and TDing:


Rigour6: Hi guys, I am playing, so can't come to tables. Is there a problem at Tables 1 and 6?

(pause)

Rigour6: Whoops, I am at Table 6. So obviously that is what the problem is here.

(longer pause)

Rigour6: I am not at Table 6. I promise to quit drinking and TDing.
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Posted 2004-November-09, 05:23

slothy, on Mar 22 2004, 01:38 AM, said:

i can say that each time was a nightmare of Kafkaesque proportions....

kaf who?
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